iNSPiRE Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 www.bash.org é excelente para aqueles que têm tempo para queimar e se querem rir 1 beca http://www.bash.org/?287414 http://www.bash.org/?99060 http://www.bash.org/?142934 http://www.bash.org/?405221 http://www.bash.org/?125283 http://www.bash.org/?8102 http://www.bash.org/?24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rejetor Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Dá uma canseira ler akilo tudo mas vale a pena... :plain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcyany Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 :lol: LOLADA :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rejetor Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 esta aqui é priceless... já conhecia mas não deixa de ter piada ;) <Jeedo> hey baby, whats up? <Indidge> umm....nothing? <Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck? <Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter? <Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :- / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squallx Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 ta lindo LOLOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 LOLOl lindo :lol: ja li mais de 100 quotes hj LOLOLOL :-.. bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something <superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! -[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME -[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE -[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO -[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT -[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE <Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit <Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls <bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother <Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prym3r Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert <RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you? <T-Wolf> ya, why man? <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson? <T-Wolf> you mother fucker <ckx> women ask for it <ckx> they act all old and mature <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass <ckx> and they get all bitchy <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNSPiRE Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Jonny: essa do bloodninja tb tá excelente :realfun: já tinha lido tb... Prim3r: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blerg Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead c8info: Why? docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for??? docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer) d'oh! :dumb: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Too much time, and nothing to do :no: Luke > :luke: < Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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