Mini0n Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Antes: "Atirei o pau ao gato, mas o gato não morreu" Agora: "Atirei o peixe ao gato, mas o gato não comeu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Ah, é peixe. Ou seja avacalharam a música original toda. Mais valia que a tivessem banido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywriter Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Qualquer dia também o "mais vale um pássaro na mão do que dois a voar" é alterado... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cursed Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 "Mão morta, mão morta, vai bater àquela porta" "London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady" "A morte já quis matar o polícia, o polícia já quis prender o homem, o homem já quis matar vaca,etc" Músicas de criança macabras sempre me fascinaram. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HERiTAGE Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 A mais macabra que me lembro é mesmo a ring around the rosy. Quote Ring around the rosy A pocketful of posies "Ashes, Ashes" We all fall down A letra é sobre a peste negra. Bonito tema, ptt. Rosy era o nome q davam à irritação cutânea de cor a vermelhada q era um dos primeiros sintomas. Posies eram as ervas com q eles andavam pq pensavam q curava/protegia. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down acho q n é preciso explicar. Tudo com uma melodia q tb n tem nada de sinistro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Mas isso não maltrata os animais nem ofende os pretos ou os paneleiros, logo é na boa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Quote Russia Threatens to Target U.S. Allies If Trump Exits Treaty Russia will target countries hosting U.S. missiles if Washington goes ahead with plans to pull out of a landmark Cold War arms treaty, General Staff chief Valery Gerasimov said Wednesday. “If the INF treaty is destroyed, we won’t leave it without a response,” he said in a presentation to foreign military attaches in Moscow, according to an official transcript. “You as military professionals must understand that the target for Russian retaliation won’t be U.S. territory but the countries where the intermediate-range missiles are deployed.” His comments came hours after the U.S. said it would pull out of the 1987 Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty in 60 days if Russia doesn’t stop alleged violations. Moscow says it’s complying with the deal. Gerasimov accused the U.S. of seeking to shift the blame for its demise to Russia. The U.S. has said it has no plans to deploy land-based nuclear missiles in Europe once it pulls out of the treaty. In the past, Russia has threatened to target European countries that hosted U.S. missile defenses. Earlier Wednesday, the Defense Ministry said it’s deployed laser weapons, one of several systems President Vladimir Putin touted as a new generation of armaments during his annual address in March. The Peresvet laser, named after a 14th century Orthodox monk who fought in single combat against a Tatar champion at the Battle of Kulikovo, was deployed by the army on Dec. 1, the ministry said in an emailed statement. Putin in March described the new arms as Russia’s response to the U.S. decision in 2002 to pull out of the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty and develop its global defense shield. While Peresvet’s technical specifications are secret, military experts say it can be used against drones, missiles and aircraft. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo told NATO allies on Tuesday that the U.S. is setting a two-month deadline for Russia to return to compliance with the INF treaty before carrying out President Donald Trump’s threat in October to withdraw from the accord. Russia denies breaching the treaty, which bans deployment of ground-launched missiles with a range of 500 kilometers (311 miles) to 5,500 kilometers, and has said it wants to hold talks with the U.S. on preserving the agreement. “The U.S. has presented no evidence that the Russian side in any way violates or fails to comply with the terms of the agreement,” Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova told reporters in Moscow. The INF treaty is “one of the key pillars of strategic stability” and Russia’s ready to discuss any problems with the accord without “baseless accusations and ultimatums,” she said. The Moscow Times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Quote Luxembourg to become first country to make all public transport free Government seeks to prioritise environment and end some of world’s worst traffic congestion Luxembourg is set to become the first country in the world to make all its public transport free. Fares on trains, trams and buses will be lifted next summer under the plans of the re-elected coalition government led by Xavier Bettel, who was sworn in for a second term as prime minister on Wednesday. Bettel, whose Democratic party will form a government with the leftwing Socialist Workers’ party and the Greens, had vowed to prioritise the environment during the recent election campaign. On top of the transport pledge, the new government is also considering legalising cannabis, and introducing two new public holidays. Luxembourg City, the capital of the small Grand Duchy, suffers from some of the worst traffic congestion in the world. It is home to about 110,000 people, but a further 400,000 commute into the city to work. A study suggested that drivers in the capital spent an average of 33 hours in traffic jams in 2016. While the country as a whole has 600,000 inhabitants, nearly 200,000 people living in France, Belgium and Germany cross the border every day to work in Luxembourg. Luxembourg has increasingly shown a progressive attitude to transport. This summer, the government brought in free transport for every child and young person under the age of 20. Secondary school students can use free shuttles between their institution and their home. Commuters need only pay €2 (£1.78) for up to two hours of travel, which in a country of just 999 sq miles (2,590 sq km) covers almost all journeys. Now, from the start of 2020 all tickets will be abolished, saving on the collection of fares and the policing of ticket purchases. The policy is yet to be fully thought through, however. A decision has yet to be taken on what to do about first- and second-class compartments on train Bettel only just scraped back into government in the recent election. Opinion polls before October’s poll had indicated that the Christian Social People’s party (CSV) – led for 19 years by the European commission president, Jean-Claude Juncker – would end Bettel’s five years as prime minister. The CSV, however, lost seats, while the Greens gained three seats. The result gave the coalition 31 seats in the 60-seat chamber. The policy of the new government that has caused the most debate, however, has been that of legalising the purchase, possession and consumption of cannabis for recreational use. The Guardian Edited December 6, 2018 by loki 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Quem pode pode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perks Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Os emails comprometedores de António Mexia e Manuel Pinho no caso EDP VISAO.SAPO.PT Novos emails do caso EDP mostram que a elétrica terá tido acesso a informações reservadas do gabinete de Manuel Pinho. Outras mensagens mostram que... Como não amar? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 6, 2018 Author Share Posted December 6, 2018 Eu escolhi mesmo mal os meus amigos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Os mails andam a ficar perigosos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 Menina de dois anos a precisar de um dos tipos de sangue mais raros desencadeia busca mundial VISAO.SAPO.PT Zainab Mughal tem um neuroblastoma e, para sobreviver, precisa de transfusões de sangue de 7 a 10 dadores. Só que a menina, do Sul da Florida, tem um dos tipos de sangue mais raros do mundo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Guardas prisionais marcam mais dias de greve no Natal - Atualidade - SAPO 24 24.SAPO.PT Os guardas prisionais vão estar em greve de 24 a 27 de dezembro, admitem mais paralisação até ao fim do ano e greve de zelo durante todo o ano ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Corrupção custa a Portugal 18,2 mil milhões por ano WWW.JORNALDENEGOCIOS.PT Os custos para Portugal da corrupção cifram-se em 18,2 mil milhões de euros por ano, mais do que o orçamento anual para a Saúde. No conjunto da UE as perdas devido à corrupção ascendem a 904 mil milhões de euros anuais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Kremlin Enters War Of Words With Pompeo After Nuke-Capable Bombers Deployed To Venezuela WWW.ZEROHEDGE.COM "two corrupt governments squandering public funds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Trabalhadores dos supermercados em greve na véspera de Natal - Atualidade - SAPO 24 24.SAPO.PT O Sindicato dos Trabalhadores do Comércio, Escritórios e Serviços de Portugal (CESP) lançou um pré-aviso de greve dos funcionários dos supermercados para o dia 24 de dezembro, véspera ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 A sorte dos empregadores do retalho é que a adesão às greves nunca é muito grande. Houvesse um dia 24 que muitas lojas não abrissem a porta e muito engravatado não ia conseguir engolir a ceia desse dia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) A adesão à greve não é muito grande porque é tudo precário. Edited December 12, 2018 by Vasco G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 Na realidade que conheço, que é o PD isso não é bem assim. A grande maioria dos trabalhadores têm mais do que 2 anos de casa e contracto sem termo. Aliás, este ano a companhia teve foi dificuldade em arranjar pessoas para trabalhar, mas é normal, oferecem uma vida de horários rotativos e responsabilização sem ordenados equivalentes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Novas matrículas chegam no final de 2019. Vão ser assim ECO.SAPO.PT Faltam 500.000 mil matrículas para terminar o modelo atual. A seguir, as matriculas passam a ter quatro letras, com números no meio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 Estou a imaginar os primeiros tempos carregados de erros informáticos porque os programas não estão preparados para ter mais letras do que números. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted December 12, 2018 Author Share Posted December 12, 2018 Lembram-se da Maria Be(r)gonha? Ministério Público abre inquérito a erros e incongruências no currículo de candidata à JS WWW.GOOGLE.PT A queixa-crime apresentada contra Maria Begonha, candidata à liderança da JS, deu a origem a um inquérito, confirmou o Observador junto do Ministé... Algumas das coisas do CV da jovem que são curiosas. Diz que concluiu um mestrado em ciência política, mas andou lá apenas 1 ano. Diz que liderou uma associação de estudantes que nunca presidiu. Até o ano de nascimento aparece errado. Temos política. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasco G Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Essa está em conformidade com o que é o político actual, eu diria mesmo que já foi formada assim, já dizia a minha avózinha "de pequenino é que se torce o pepino" (é uma questão de tempo até vir uma associação amiga dos vegetais qualquer querer acabar com este ditado popular. A sabedoria popular está condenada). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini0n Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Deve ter subido na horizontal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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