HERiTAGE Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Onde é que se arranjam lâmpadas daquelas? Aquilo só apagou mesmo qd os cabos esticaram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cursed Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 (edited) então o trump ganhou as eleições e não aparece aqui? Edited November 9, 2016 by cursed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albator Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Não é um acontecimento bizarro, eram dois candidatos e nenhum era um claro favotiro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cursed Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, albator said: Não é um acontecimento bizarro, eram dois candidatos e nenhum era um claro favotiro. permite-me discordar. se fosse 2014 e te dissessem que o trump ia ser presidente do USA e o UK ia sair da UE tu rias-te na cara dessa pessoa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HERiTAGE Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Não é preciso ires a 2014: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dastinger Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 A cara da gaja quando todos se riem. A certeza dela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSR Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Agora quem se está a rir é ela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
systemoff Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Há pessoas com visão... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted November 10, 2016 Share Posted November 10, 2016 Todas as quartas nas bancas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 http://www.boredpanda.com/falling-plates-cupboard-advice-baoliao-commune-tseng-shao-tsen/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Mãe pede ajuda na Internet para abrir o móvel sem partir os pratos que lá dentro de preparam para cair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotorBreath Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perks Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Isso andou no reddit há uns dias a melhor resposta para mim foi algo do estilo Quote Label it art and sell it for thousands Não era bem esta, mas era parecido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokeman Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Há várias respostas muito boas: Quote #1 Construa uma casa idêntica ao lado da sua casa actual com apenas uma diferença, os pratos estariam na prateleira. Em seguida, apague a casa antiga.#2 É uma questão de economia, se os pratos são baratos abrir a porta. Se os pratos são insubstituíveis partir o vidro do lado direito.#3 Inundar a casa, em seguida, abra o armário sem qualquer risco!#4 Incline o armário para trás e abra.#5 Tente desligá-lo e depois ligá-lo novamente#6 Abra a porta apenas um pouquinho e encha o armário inteiro com espuma de expansão#7 Tape o armário com fita cola, em seguida, deixá-lo para seus netos para lidar com o problema. Ou então deixa-lo como um dote para sua filha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini0n Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 NOS sagra-se campeã do mundo de "Melhor Serviço ao Cliente" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr_cardoso Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Nem em Portugal são os melhores, mas aqui são eleitos melhores do mundo. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spark Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Essa noticia devia estar no entretenimento Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokeman Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 O BdC agora trabalha na NOS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOX Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini0n Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Gostava de saber como são feitas estas votaçõ€s... Juro que gostava. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2n2u Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HERiTAGE Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Prémio Melhor Serviço ao Cliente* *desde que o cliente seja da NOS, mesmo que descontente com a merda de serviço que eles prestam e as longas horas ao telefone para ouvir um gajo com o 10º ano a dizer que tem uma solução maravilhosa para todos os problemas que é, pasme-se, desligar e ligar a trampa de router que eles metem cá em casa, como se essa merda não fosse logo a primeira coisa que a malta tenta fazer, para logo a seguir dizer para experimentar outra solução revolucionária no panorama informático que consiste em desligar e ligar o PC e eu "olha e ires para o crlhinho, não?" e finalmente passam-te a puta da chamada para outro inácio, este já com mais lábia de gajo que passa o dia todo armado em chico esperto com os clientes q ainda chamam disquetes aos dvds e lá vai o gajo teclar umas vezes no computador e fazer um reset à ligação, como devia ter sido feito logo no início e entretanto eu já fiquei a arder com uns 6 euros na chamada. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotorBreath Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Quote CNN 'accidentally airs' 30 minutes of non-stop hardcore porn Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown takes on an entirely new meaning CNN has said its subsidiary in Boston aired "inappropriate content" last night, after a viewer reported seeing 30 minutes of hardcore pornography instead of scheduled programming. Though viewers were tuning in for a new episode of Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown, the show's title took on an entirely new meaning when it was reportedly replaced with explicit material starring transsexual pornstar Riley Quinn. CNN issued a statement to media outlets on Friday blaming the incident on local cable provider RCN. It read: "The RCN cable operator in Boston aired inappropriate content for 30 minutes on CNN last night. CNN has asked for an explanation." Jeff Carlson, senior VP and general manager of RCN Boston, told Variety that the company is researching the incident but “see no evidence our CNN network feed was compromised last evening in Boston.” Apparently, only viewers in Boston experienced the mistake on Thanksgiving as one viewer voiced her concerns on Twitter. “I can't wait until [RCN] wakes up [tomorrow] & realizes that hardcore porn was broadcast on [CNN] instead of [Parts Unknown] tonight,” user @Solikearose wrote. Just an hour later, the CNN channel was taken off-air. @Solikearose/Twitter “Did anyone else with RCN in Boston see the hardcore porn that was broadcast by CNN by mistake?” the user asked on Twitter before making her account private. “Vague update from RCN on the #BourdainPorn incident: everything 'working perfectly,' can’t tell how many households affected.” It's not immediately clear if the incident was a simple mistake—though it's hard to imagine how getting porn on air would be simple—or if it was the work of a rogue individual. On Friday, after reports of the incident went viral, RCN offered a response to the original complainant on Twitter. "We have not had any reports of the programming issue you mentioned on CNN in Boston,” they wrote. “If you're still having an issue with that channel, please DM us your address so we can troubleshoot when you're home." RCN serves nearly 300,000 subscribers in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, and Washington DC. Earlier this year, the service provider was acquired for $1.6 billion by the private investment firm TPG. While the service provider would likely be responsible for the apparent mishap, it isn't the greatest look for CNN. The network recently came under fire after running a headline that included the phrase “If Jews Are People.” CNN and RCN did not respond to The Independent's request for comment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perks Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagoalvin Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 só faltou dizer que foi nas costas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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