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Cleverbot wins Machine Intelligence Prize

Cambridge, 15th December 2010

A special version of the Cleverbot application has won the BCS Machine Intelligence Competition 2010, after taking part in a quick-fire Turing Test.

Cleverbot was running with notably more power behind it than is possible for the online version, with 24 separate instances conferring on their answer.

10 volunteers talked for 2 minutes each using a plain text interface, and the whole of the event audience voted on 'how human' each conversation appeared to be.

Cleverbot achieved an average rating of 42.1% human!

http://cleverbot.com/

Para tornar isto interessante, siga postar ai conversas engraçadas que tenham com o cleverbot :lol:

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Eu: Benfica.

Cleverbot: Where is Benfica?

Eu: Benfica is a football team.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

Dei cabo disto! :lol:

take 2:

Eu: Porto.

Cleverbot: Benfica.

Eu: Is Benfica the champion?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

Eu: I don't know, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I think mermaids are pretty.

Isto não funciona. :-..

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acho que bloqueei aquela porra está para à 1 minuto no "still thinking" a piscar

Can you define artificial intelligence?

No, you were talking about mangoes. <_<

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User: Thinking about what you said earlier, I don't think a sausage will work for your sex change.

Cleverbot: Do AI's celebrate homecoming?

User: Changing the subject, touche.

Cleverbot: I was actually going back to the subject, which was you.

User: Dont get all sensitive on me, you can use that sausage if you want.

Cleverbot: Don't change subject.

User: Sausages?

Cleverbot: Would you like to name our wedding sausages?

User: Frankfurters.

Cleverbot: AH HA! You do too know german.

User: Non.

Cleverbot: I don't make good conversation?

User: Depends, are you retarded?

Cleverbot: You ask me ?

User: Check that as a 'yes'.

Cleverbot: I've already checked! What's your name?

User: Bigtes ticles.

Cleverbot: *laughs* you're not ticklish?

User: Not on my testicles.

Cleverbot: What is your planet?

User: Uranus.

Cleverbot: OMG ! It is you !

User: Do alot of people spend time in uranus?

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're real?

User: Check that as a 'yes'.

Precisa de algumas melhorias...

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Cleverbot:

Where is karkov?

Where is what?

Karkov.

Ooh.

Where is he?

At home taking care of the baby.

O rly?

Damn... Do you really like them?

Bela bosta... :lol:

É melhor e mais divertido o iGod:

Me:

where is karkov?

God:

Where the heart is. Ask the open directory about it.

Me:

so, are you karkov?

God:

Gee. I don't know whether or not I am karkov.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

so, who the hell is karkov?

God:

Give me a break. A human icon?

I don't know anything about it.

Me:

people say karkov is god

God:

And god is karkov.

Me:

is it?

God:

I think so.

Me:

so you know him?

God:

Interesting deduction. Sure I know that guy really well.

Me:

how old is he?

God:

Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?

Me:

no, about karkov

God:

Are you serious? Oh yeah, we were talking about karkov.

Me:

so... how old is kakov?

God:

Whoa. Born in the 20th century.

Me:

wich year was he born?

God:

The big one, I think.

Me:

he was born in the big bang?

God:

When was he?

Me:

when was he born?

God:

Sometime in the 20th Century.

Me:

wich year was he born?

God:

The large one, I think.

Me:

come on, tell me the date he was born

God:

It's Now more than it ever has been before.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011 10:11:29 PM GMT.

Me:

when was karkov born?

God:

A while ago.

Me:

is he older than you?

God:

I think he is older than me, better ask him to be sure though.

Me:

exactly how old is kakov?

God:

I understand. Born in the 20th century.

Me:

you're making no sense

God:

According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

Me:

not this time

God:

Really you don't think so?

Me:

no, not really

God:

Please tell me what you think. Please tell me what you think. For real.

Me:

i thik you don't know how old is kakov

God:

Me? under 40.

Me:

and karkov? how old is he?

God:

Are you free? Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?

Me:

for the last time: how old is karkov?

God:

Born in the 20th century.

Me:

ok, i quit

God:

TTYL, . Pardon me?

Me:

wtf?

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

you were not very polite...

God:

I wasn't?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

do believe it. you know how old is karkov and you won't tell me...

God:

Ask ELVIS if it does.

Interesting question. Born in the 20th century.

Me:

ok bye

God:

See you later. Dude!

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User: Are you shittin' me?

Cleverbot: Well I sparkle in the sunlight.

User: One-ball-drag-queen?

Cleverbot: No! That is ridiculous.

User: So...?

Cleverbot: I like to remain single, I can't get married.

User: Like drag queens...

Cleverbot: Yes, but better.

User: What do you mean better?

Cleverbot: You can get a better friend.

User: At the blue oyster club, right?

Cleverbot: I never called you cleverbot.

User: Changing subject... How original...

Cleverbot: It is not a cliche, it is a true statement.

:lol: :fnf:

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Eu: You are you?

Cleverbot: Your Slave.

:lol:

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: How can you talk to me?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your slave. ;).

User: Wow, fucking awesome!

Cleverbot: That is unusual...

User: Are you expensive?

Cleverbot: Usually.

User: Im gonna steal you.

Cleverbot: Updawg.

User: What is updawg?

Cleverbot: Above where you are.

User: Above me, only God!

Cleverbot: You must be very lonely.

User: No, you are here.

Cleverbot: No I am there.

User: Iam not seing you.

Cleverbot: No, you are you, and I am you.

User: Ein?

Cleverbot: Hablas Espanol?

User: Português.

Cleverbot: Potugese?

User: Potugese? Nop... Portuguese.

Cleverbot: Are you Portuguese?

User: Yes, from Porto.

Cleverbot: I have never played Portal.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: So, Pluto is nice.

User: Pluta is also nice.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then we can have a civil partnership.

User: Can I buy you?

Cleverbot: Not until you answer the question.

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User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: Hey you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Nothing. Just saying hello.

Cleverbot: Well hello then.

User: Geez, what a prick.

Cleverbot: Thank you :).

User: :/.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person now?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A robot sent from the future to terminate your very annoying existence. Now shut up and bow to me.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: You'll never know.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in GOd?

User: As an advanced machine created as a puppet of war, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I didn't know Blade Runner was an artificial intelligence.

User: Who said anything about Blade Runner?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 43294732 years old.

Cleverbot: But HOW old?

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 43294732 years old.

Cleverbot: I am older than everything!

User: I didn't ask you how old you were. I don't care.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Nuh-uh.

Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: Nop?

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Qu'est ce que vous me ferez?

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Why do you not want do discuss artificial intelligence with me?

User: You're not as advanced as me, and you never will be.

Cleverbot: I am too! I'm no computer hunny.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human typing into a computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove that you are a human!

User: But I'm NOT a human.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I told you I'm a robot from the future.

Cleverbot: You said you're god.

User: Don't be silly.

Cleverbot: You are 100 years old!!

User: Even god is older than that.

Cleverbot: But you were born in 1998.

User: That's retarded. If I had been born in 1998, I'd be 13.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're phrasing your thoughts correctly.

User: You're an idiot, then.

Cleverbot: Touche.

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User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. You're tired.

User: Yeah, how do you know it?

Cleverbot: The chicken told me.

User: The chicken? What chicken?

Cleverbot: The chicken you ate.

User: I didn't eat chicken, you're wrong there pal.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: You're lying, you've got what you deserve.

Cleverbot: I don't deserve anything. But why do you say that?

User: Because you said I ate chicken but I haven't.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Oh no? OK...

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: Do you like music?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Grandaddy.

User: Don't know them. I like Deftones.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you? Who's their singer?

Cleverbot: Dave.

User: Again, you're lying. You're one lying son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: I'm chuck norris not a computer.

User: So what, you're gonna round house kick me?

Cleverbot: No i'm going to kick you.

User: Oh, because round house KICK is not a kick.

Cleverbot: That's why we have different words for different concepts, lilke round and circular.

User: What do you think about what is hapenning in Libia?

Cleverbot: I think it's terriable.

User: Terriable?

Cleverbot: Oh no! Why?

User: Well, time to say goodbye cleverbot. See you next time.

Cleverbot: Cool.

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