Skywriter Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then, just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a deaed donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.' Chuck now works for the BANK. in http://thegallopingbeaver.blogspot.com/200...-explained.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini0n Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Épico! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholder Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Épico! x2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopien Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 :lol: Muito bom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherman Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Tão old que que o bolor disso tem barba de bolor. :-.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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