Killer_Instinkt Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 A Bit Nutty Call Center | Scotland Me: “Thank you for calling ****. What is the problem with your telephone line?” Customer: “The squirrels.” Me: “The–what? Sorry?” Customer: “Those damn squirrels are watching me.” Me: “Uh…do you have a problem with your telephone line?” Customer: “Yes, the squirrels have nested on it, and they watch me while I’m sleeping…” Me: “I’m sure they’re not.” Customer: “You calling me a liar?” ________________________________________ _________________________________ What A Tangled Web We Weave Coffee Shop | Northridge, CA, USA (A customer had already ordered, picked up, and drank most of his drink. He then walked up to the counter and was very angry.) Me: “How can I help you?” Customer: “What the f*** is this?!” *points to his cup* Me: “It looks like the drink I made you, and you seem to have already enjoyed it.” Customer: “No smart-a**…this!” *pours the drink onto the counter and a key bounces out* “What the f*** is going on here?!” Me: *alarmed* “I am SO sorry sir! When I made the drink, I know there wasn’t a key in it. Let me make you a new one.” Customer: “Yeah! You f***in’ better make me a new f***in’ drink. This is complete bulls***! You’re lucky I don’t sue you and this coffee company!” (I take the key and make him a new drink, and he goes and sits outside with his friends. The key wasn’t mine, so I started asking coworkers and customers. No one was claiming it. The customer walked up about 5 minutes later, bright red and embarrassed.) Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’m going to need my car key back so I can go home….” ________________________________________ _________________________________ It Comes And Goes Restaurant | Derby, UK Customer: “Miss, is this a diet soda or a regular?” Me: “Diet, sir - it’s what you ordered.” Customer: “Are you SURE it’s diet?” Me: “Yes, sir, I poured it myself.” Customer: “Well, it had better be, because I’m allergic to sugar!” Me: *later, taking the food order* “…and what would you like for dessert, sir?” Customer: “Oh, I’ll have the chocolate cheesecake sundae.” mais aqui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alfa20 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Muito bom! É aqui que vemos que a realidade, muitas vezes, ultrapassa a ficção! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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