alfa20 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Top Rated QuotesScully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.Homer: Bart, go to your room.Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?Lisa: No.Homer: Ham?Lisa: No.Homer: Pork chops?Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!Homer: Explain how!Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!Homer: Woo-hoo!Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! hits tree Para verem mais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtype Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figos Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Best Ever:Ralph: I Lisa, I Super Nintendo Chalmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 acho k as pontuações k aparecem são tendenciosas.todas 9.1. :lol:É simpsons ñ é preciso dizer + nada.Outro dia fikei parvo qd soube k a voz do Bart é d uma mulher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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