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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> | .

<Ouroboros> Whoops

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

<Ben174> : Where u work?

<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

Owned :lol:

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

:funny:

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

(...)

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LOOOOOOOL! Quotes brutais! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Versão portuguesa disso -> http://bash.put.as :clap:

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> tirei o meu nnumero 96

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> *cartao

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> e pus o novo 91

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> numero esse ke desconheço

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> e dps dei 1 toke do 91 po 96

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> cm é logico tava desligado

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> passada 1 xamada

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> tirei o 91 e meti o 96

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> dps aparece uma sms a dizer

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> ke este num tentou ligar.lhe

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> e eu pimba

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> smp a ligar

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> a xamada caia smp

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> e eu mandei uma sms a dizer : kem és ?? ligaste po meu numero 96******9

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> e pufff vou agr a ver ta la uma sms com o ke eu tinha escrito

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> resumindo

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> sou msm troll

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> era o meu proprio numero

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> tou á espera de uma nina ke tem 91 e 96

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> pensei k era ela

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> é o stress

<@I_SeE_DeAd_PpL_> lol

LOOOL

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:realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun::realfun:

estas cenas do IRC são brutais!!!!!!

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ela se calhar até viu, mas pensou que tava tão bonita na foto que mais ninguém fosse reparar :-..

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