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Darth Vader: "Turn to the dark side and join me."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll never join you! You killed my father!"

Darth Vader: "No, Luke. I am your father!"

Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's impossible!"

Darth Vader: "And Princess Leia is your sister."

Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's... improbable."

Darth Vader: "And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks."

Luke Skywalker: "That's...very unlikely."

Darth Vader: "And as a child, I built C-3PO."

Luke Skywalker: "Huh?"

Darth Vader: "And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians."

Luke Skywalker: "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out."

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