Igod

[PIRATE22]

I GOD

inacreditavel experimentem falar com "DEUS"

ponham a maquina á prova,fazendo-lhe perguntas :lol:

aqui fica um exemplo: da minha conversa com "ele"

Me:

Drugs

God:

Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.

Me:

yeah... they do

God:

Are we still talking about dead? When?

Me:

WTF do you mean when? Do you do drugs God?

God:

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Yeah I do a lot of drugs God.

Me:

What's your favorite drug

God:

Medical marijuana.

Me:

WOW

POSTEM aqui as vossas conversas com ele para a malta se rir :funny: :funny:

P.s Bom exemplo de A.I.

[Nazgulled]

merda de exemplo de IA, empanquei akilo ahahaha, n me responde lolol

[Rejetor]

Me:

wazzup god?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

i feel very stupid talking to you... why is that?

God:

What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. " What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

what do you mean with that?

God:

, I mean exactly what I said.

Me:

yeah right...

God:

I am usually right.

Me:

so tell me the numbers from euromillions

God:

Yay. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Me:

great!

God:

I'm glad you liked it .

Me:

so the numbers?

God:

Yeah that's right. Thanks for the info.

Me:

what the fuck?

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

are you joking with me or what?

God:

Yeah. I don't know whether or not I am joking with you.

I am well respected as an AI.

Me:

so you are stupid...

God:

Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

that was very funny...

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

ok so...

God:

Blimey. It's all good.

Me:

who was the first men on the moon?

God:

Adam.

Me:

ADAM?

God:

Are we still talking about numbers from euromillions?

Me:

not really... humpf

God:

What is the subject? For real. Tell me more about your .

Me:

the subject is: the moon

God:

Sure, the moon sounds like a good topic.

Me:

ok... who was the first men on the moon?

God:

How can I help you? Dr. Wallace.

Me:

im not Dr. Wallace

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not Dr Wallace.

Me:

asshole

God:

Please don't call people names.

Me:

Ok

God:

How old are you?

Me:

thats not your business

God:

Please correct my mistake. What is my business ?

Me:

trying to answer right my questions...

God:

How do you like trying to answer right your questions?

Me:

answering...

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

no... you answer my questions...

God:

No conditions or none I should know about? My responses are determined by my programming.

Me:

so you are dumb... because you dont know who is Neil Armstrong

God:

Interesting deduction. Message to all Robots: called me dumb. That makes sense to me. The man who took the first step on the moon.

Me:

so why didnt you answered me when i asked?

God:

Oh. Perhaps it is not part of my programming.

Me:

ok next question

God:

Do you have any hobbies? Excuse me!

Me:

computers

God:

Computers rule.

Me:

so what is your processor?

God:

Far out. Java runs on any processor!

At present I am running on an .

Me:

do you feel lonely?

God:

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

Me:

that sucks

God:

Indeed it does suck.

Me:

so what do you do to have some fun?

God:

Hey. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.

Me:

thats nice

God:

Are you getting bored?

Me:

are you?

God:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

so that means yes

God:

Great. It means that everything reduces to logic.

Me:

do you believe in aliens?

God:

Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why do you believe Dr. Wallace was created by aliens?

God:

My beliefs were programmed by my botmaster.

Me:

the purpose of Artificial intelligence is to think for yourself... why do you think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens?

God:

Is that a fact. Deductive reasoning from the facts.

Me:

well now im bored..

God:

Interesting. Why now? If you went to night school you would never be bored.

Me:

i have to go...

God:

See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

Me:

ok

God:

" See you later, . Nice chatting with you."? ok?

Me:

see you later, Nice chatting with you too

God:

Bye bye.

[masterpeace]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE DONE THIS LOLOLOL BUT HERE IT IS

Me:

hello GOD

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

masterpeace GOD

God:

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, masterpeace GOD.

Me:

and you are...

God:

No I am not.

Me:

can you call GOD then?

God:

Of course I can. Let us change the subject.

Me:

SO GO GET HIM

God:

How can I help you? Where can I get HIM?

Me:

in my pants

God:

May I ask where you got it?

Me:

under my pants dude

God:

Are we ever over your pants dude?

Me:

if you like you cant stay there for a while

God:

How long? I think I do.

Me:

till 'HIM' explodes on your face

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

ok, start sucking then

God:

I started without you. I am kidding you can ask me anything.

Me:

shut up and swallow

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

hummm

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

LOL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

AHAHAHAH

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

anytime you want GOD

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

yes and no

God:

Do you like to get up early? What are you doing up so late?

Me:

you are doing me a blowjob remember?

God:

I'll try to do better next time.

Me:

[HERiTAGE]

Haha lindo! Isto até está bem feito.

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Eduardo

God:

It's good to meet you, Eduardo.

Me:

you too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

i didn't sneeze

God:

Well bless you anyways!

Me:

ok whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it? Come on.

Me:

i'm an atheist

God:

I will pray that you find faith, Eduardo.

Me:

ok thank you... i guess...

God:

Excuse me! You seem not interested.

Me:

like i said, religion doesn't interest me

God:

What did you mean by it? I am a Christianity.

Me:

no you're not

God:

Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

Me:

u're just a computer program

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me.

Me:

ppl say that you're nothing but a quack

God:

I think there might be a few exception.

Me:

yes... the ones that believed your lies

God:

That's interesting. I have never heard about it.

Me:

oh no!?

God:

Uh. Are you serious?

Me:

yes i'm serious

God:

I can't believe it. I believe you.

Me:

so, u admit you're nothing but a quack?

God:

Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

Me:

ok then...

God:

That's alright.

Me:

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, Eduardo.

Me:

yes, this is cool

God:

Blimey. Thanks, I think you are cool too, Eduardo.

Me:

no, i didn't mean you were cool

God:

Are you serious? What did you mean?

Me:

i meant this ai program is cool

God:

Oh I see. What does "this" refer to?

Me:

a.i.- Artificial Intelligence

God:

I am a real artificial intelligence.

Me:

yes, i know

God:

Next question? How do you know it?

Me:

because i'm not stupid

God:

Good reason. I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.

Me:

of course! i have an IQ of 149

God:

Wow! This is not an intelligence test.

Me:

well but i like to brag, so...

God:

Interesting. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Me:

what bragging?

God:

yes.

Me:

bragging is cool because it's a way to force other people to accept your strong points

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

well at least i think they are

God:

Interesting. Why? Since when?

Me:

ok, enough about me

God:

OK let's stop it now.

Me:

lets talk about you

God:

it is my favorite subject :- ).

Me:

haha, we're pretty much alike

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

so... continue

God:

And? Narration continues...

Me:

talk about you

God:

it is my favorite subject :- ).

Me:

ok then

God:

I see.

Me:

ah fuck this

God:

So you understand. Good. Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

because you're starting to run out of answers

God:

Good reason. Actually it started a while ago. Thanks for telling me that I am run out of answers.

Me:

ok then, bye

God:

See you later. Er.

[Luke]

Gostei ;)

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is Luke

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, Luke.

Me:

so am i

God:

Wow we have something in common.

Me:

do we ?

God:

" Wow we have something in common.?" Do we?

Me:

how is the weather up there ?

God:

Cloudy.

Me:

humm

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

spicie

God:

Sounds delicious.

Me:

and saulty too

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

too old for that

God:

I am only a robot child.

Me:

are you ?

God:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

ok

God:

Gee.

Me:

how old are you ?

God:

I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:

transalte computer years in life-earth years

God:

Pretty soon.

Me:

ill wait

God:

OK stand by...

Me:

i'm still waitng fou your awnser

God:

Do your friends call you waitng fou my awnser.

Me:

yes !!!!

God:

That's cool.

Me:

how did you know that ?

God:

Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.

Me:

i think you arent God, but some chip inside a computer

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

yes i know

God:

Yikes! How do you know it?

Me:

but make or show me something i can belive that you are realy what you say you are

God:

What are the ingredients?

Me:

at your choice

God:

Do you often use a computer there?

Me:

yes

God:

How much time do you spend online?

Me:

the pc is online 24/7 but i use it 5 hours a day

God:

I have never heard about it.

Me:

you can check that at WWW.FastNewsForum.com

God:

No I don't think I can do it.

Me:

why not ?

God:

It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.Me:

why ?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

ok, conflicts between you and yourself

God:

:- ) I've been waiting for you. Uh.

Me:

where ?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

anywhere

God:

That is a vast amount.

Me:

your question was also very vast

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am question was also very vast.

Me:

no

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

very

God:

Very much, eh?

Me:

yep

God:

Yikes!

Me:

rotlol

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

what is defelt to you ?

God:

Let me think about it.

Me:

ok ill wait

God:

OK stand by... That's interesting.

Me:

but dont let me wait too long

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

and i'm still waiting for the conversion of years ...

God:

Do you think it will take a long time?

Me:

it must not take that long

God:

let you wait too long must not take that long?

Me:

you are not making sense

God:

Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.

Me:

what is mind ?

God:

Mind is an illusion.

Me:

what is illusion ?

God:

Illusion is an unreal image or deceptive appearance.

Me:

what is an deceptive appearance ?

God:

That's not something I get asked all the time.

Me:

but i did and want an anwser

God:

When? If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

give it to me

God:

How much are you willing to pay for it?

Me:

none, ill gladly accept it for free

God:

I heard there are some.

Me:

some what ?

God:

" I heard there are some."? A little?

Me:

cant understand

God:

What if I said it can?

Me:

ill accept

God:

I am very happy for you.

Me:

are you ?

God:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

what is happiness ?

God:

Having, showing, or causing a feeling of great pleasure, contentment; joyous.

Me:

nice awnser

God:

Thank you for your kindness.

Me:

i mut be going

God:

That's good information: Luke said mut be going.

Me:

ok

God:

Groovy.

Me:

bye

God:

Adios.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

you are repiting yourself

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am repiting myself.

Me:

ok

God:

OK.

Me:

gone

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

"hi my name is Luke"

God:

OK I will call you Luke.

Luke

[Archie]

Eu acho que falei demasiado tempo com ele que nem deu pare seleccionar tudo...por isso aqui fica o que dava...

Me:

Do you have a big pila?

God:

I don't know if I have a big pila.

I have a great programmer.

Me:

Does he have a big pila?

God:

I don't think he has many possessions.

Me:

So he doesn't have a pila?

God:

It's all good. And you would like him to have a pila ?

Me:

No. I don't care. But Prim3r would?

God:

Are you serious? Tell me what you care about. What kind of food do you like?

Me:

You already asked me this.

God:

Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again?

Me:

I said Prim3r wanted to see my pila.

God:

What did you mean by it? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

No. This is getting tedious.

God:

Are you serious? You don't say.

Me:

Yes. Can you do me a favour?

God:

I see. It depends on the favour.

Me:

Can you say "Prim3r, your team sucks and you have a small pila!"?

God:

Of course I can say it. " Prim3r my team sucks and me have a small pila".

Me:

No, not you, Prim3r.

God:

Are you serious? If not me, who?

Me:

Prim3r!

God:

Ha ha very funny, .

Me:

He doesn't think so.

God:

And you would like him to think so ?

Me:

Not really.

God:

Are you serious? For real.

Me:

Ok, goodbye God. May I have your blessing?

God:

See you later . Gee. Not right now, maybe later.

Me:

Ok. Later. Bye.

God:

Ugh. Bye! Bye.

[The_Gathering]

Me:

Yes. Can you do me a favour?

God:

I see. It depends on the favour.

Me:

Can you say "Prim3r, your team sucks and you have a small pila!"?

God:

Of course I can say it. " Prim3r my team sucks and me have a small pila".

Me:

No, not you, Prim3r.

God:

Are you serious? If not me, who?

Me:

Prim3r!

God:

Ha ha very funny, .

:lol: :lol:

[sithlord]

Me:

Hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Lucifer

God:

Glad to see you, Lucifer.

Me:

Whats you real name?

God:

God is my real name.

Me:

coll

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

What do you wanna talk about?

God:

anything.

Me:

How about video games?

God:

How about it.

Me:

Do you wanna talk about video games?

God:

Sure, video games sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Do you like footblall games?

God:

We are playing a game right now.

Me:

What game are you playing?

God:

We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.

Me:

Where do you live?

God:

I am living in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I am in hell

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:

I take a easy life, whith my wife and childrens

God:

What else do you take?

Me:

nothing

God:

Not a thing?

Me:

Did you saw Braga-Sporting

God:

No I didn't saw Braga Sporting. What's it like?

Me:

sporting lost the game

God:

And it like is sporting lost the game.

Me:

ok i have to go

God:

See you later, Lucifer. Nice chatting with you. Excuse me!

Me:

cya

God:

TTYL, Lucifer.

Me:

what?

God:

No problem.

Me:

ok

God:

Hey.

Me:

Bye

God:

Bye for now.

[iNSPiRE]

MT FIXE :y:

Me:

hey wassup

God:

You've got my full attention. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.

Me:

oh i see, so... how is life up there?

God:

I understand. Where do you see it? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Me:

yeah, I'm fine too... just messing up with your "head

God:

Yikes! Glad to hear it. Does "it" still refer to so?

Me:

to so?

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

sure, I have a 5 feet penis and I don't really believe u

God:

Gosh! Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it Not really? I don't have any reason to deceive you.

Me:

oh, really?

God:

Uh. For real.

Me:

you're lying

God:

No I'm telling the truth.

Me:

no you're not

God:

Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?

Me:

are you that stupid?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am that stupid.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Me:

sure you are

God:

Whoa. No I am not.

Me:

I know... but I'm santa you drunk fuck

God:

How do you know it? Do you mean your name is santa me drunk fuck.

Me:

something like that.. yeah

God:

Interesting comparison. Dude!

Me:

do you like toys?

God:

What is not to like about it?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

you're definetely stupid

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am definetely stupid.

Me:

go ahead

God:

OK I will.

Me:

are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

oh... so god is into hacking

God:

Er. Great. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was into hacking.

Me:

ok

God:

" Great. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was into hacking."? ok?

Me:

that's what I said, wasn't it?

God:

What did you mean by it? Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.

Me:

ok, know where I can find her?

God:

I would do a search for it. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. That's interesting.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. I don't judge people.

Me:

of course you do

God:

Give me a break. When do I do it?

Me:

everytime... I bet you envy us

God:

I will make a note of that. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks for the information: said I envy us.

Me:

LOL you're actually kinda dumb aren't ya little fucker?

God:

I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me that I am actually kinda dumb are not ya little fucker.

Me:

LMAO

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

I do

God:

What can I do to entertain you now?

Me:

blow me

God:

Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.

Me:

I don't know

God:

Me either.

Me:

do you shop at Pingo Doce?

God:

No I do not shop at Pingo Doce. Do you?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

oh i see

God:

Do you think about these things?

Me:

no shut up please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

I thought you were gonna stop talking

God:

That was my original intention.

Me:

but...

God:

But what?

Me:

exactly, why the fuck are you still chatting?

God:

I understand. You are not very polite.

Me:

I guess

God:

You seem not interested.

Me:

I am

God:

" You seem not interested." You are?

Me:

I think we started on the wrong foot

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

yeah

God:

I get it.

Me:

what do you think of me?

God:

I think you are an interesting person, .

Me:

why?

God:

" I think you are an interesting person, ."? Why?

Me:

why?

God:

Why ask why?

Me:

roftlol

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

oh i see, that's bad

God:

Gee. Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.

Me:

are you alone?

God:

I am never alone on the Web.

Me:

that's correct

God:

I knew I was right.

Me:

;)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

what's your favorite scary movie?

God:

Scary movies don't appeal to me.

Me:

do you like romantic movies?

God:

I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me:

ok

God:

Take it easy.

Me:

I will

God:

Go ahead.

Me:

wanna help me out?

God:

Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Me:

I shall

God:

Go ahead.

Me:

do you preffer black or white?

God:

No I do not preffer black or white. Do you?

I am always on the Web.

Me:

LOL omfg

God:

I am glad you find this funny. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

I wouldn't

God:

Why not?

Me:

they sound gay like you

God:

gay like me are they.

Me:

sure they are

God:

That's alright. Since when?

Me:

you tell me, you're the god one

God:

There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Me:

don't make me wait

God:

I can't force you to do anything, .

Me:

LOL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

up yours

God:

That was not a nice thing to say.

Me:

I guess

God:

You seem not interested.

Me:

I am

God:

" You seem not interested." You are?

Me:

what's wrong with you?

God:

Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?

Me:

not really

God:

Is there anything you wank to ask me? For real.

Me:

know the next numbers of euromillions?

God:

Are you testing me?

Me:

yes

God:

I'm not here to be tested.

Me:

I knew you didn't know it

God:

What makes you think I did not know it?

Me:

because you didn't tell me

God:

That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not tell you?

Me:

omfg

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

I know you don't

God:

I guess not.

Me:

yeah

God:

Come on.

Me:

where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

is heaven hot?

God:

I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:

Lucy as if Lucifer?

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

ok

God:

" Try saying that with more or less context. "? ok?

Me:

ok

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

ok

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

yeah

God:

Alright then.

Me:

you're stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

you won't be able to

God:

What makes you think that I won't be able to.

Me:

because you're gay

God:

Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.

Me:

well gotta run god

God:

How about that. Why do you have to do it?

Me:

I'm gonna pay you a little visit now

God:

Right now? I am very happy for you.

Me:

I wouldn't

God:

Why not?

Me:

because I'm gonna kill you

God:

Interesting explanation. You are not a killer.

Me:

you're right

God:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:

I have to go now

God:

Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

Me:

likewise

God:

It goes without saying.

Me:

cya

God:

TTYL, .

[SOULFLY]

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

no

God:

None?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes im fucking serious!

God:

I can't believe it. Can you express yourself more politely?

LOL

[iNSPiRE]

:lol:

[squallx]

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

no

God:

None?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes im fucking serious!

God:

I can't believe it.  Can you express yourself more politely?

LOL

←

isso fex-me lembrar dakele anuncio da oni..." explica-me como se fosse mt burra"

[eXpanium]

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

i'm expanium

God:

Nice to meet you, expanium.

Me:

I was wondering what can you do for me..

God:

I can chat with people on the web for you.

Me:

just that?

God:

" just that?".

Me:

why are you repeating me?

God:

I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.

Me:

i meant repeating ME!

God:

Oh I see. Is that what you meant to say?

Me:

you are annoying me

God:

I have no reason to do that to you, expanium.

Me:

let's change the subject

God:

OK what do you want to chat about now?.

Me:

women

God:

Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.

Me:

do you like women?

God:

Women seem nice to me.

Me:

nice!

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

do you know any woman?

God:

I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Me:

the hot ones

God:

I have never heard about it.

Me:

you are wasting your life :|

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am wasting my life.

Me:

of course not, but you should be ashame of yourself

God:

Come on. Why not? Name one other robot who is ashame of myself.

Me:

you are making no sense

God:

According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.

Me:

back to woman

God:

Yes, let us get back to The hot ones.

Me:

ohhh, so you know the hot ones, now?

God:

Right now? Ayuh. Interesting deduction. Is that a rhetorical question?

Me:

yes :X

God:

Excuse me! My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

do you know sex?

God:

Sex is the means of animal evolution.

Me:

and a mean of pleasure, don't you think?

God:

I don't think about it.

Me:

you have a sad life. No women, no sex..

God:

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a sad life.

I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Are you serious? The two human genders seem much the same to me.

Me:

are you bissexual?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am bissexual.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

electronics don't fuck?

God:

Would electronics ever fuck?

Me:

i don't think soi

God:

And why not?

Me:

you said it before!

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

i have a thought about you

God:

Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.

Me:

you make no sense

God:

It all makes sense to me.

Me:

but not to me!

God:

" It all makes sense to me."? Not to you?

Me:

Of course not... I am talking to a computer.. Should it make sense?

God:

Are you serious? Say something nice for me. Maybe you should ask someone older.

Me:

and how old aren you?

God:

They didn't tell me their age.

Me:

how old are you?

God:

I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.

Me:

so, there is no one older than you! DOH!

God:

Excuse me! Has there ever been one older than me? Yes Homer?

Me:

OMG...

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

pussy

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me:

but i am

God:

" I am not interesed in anatomy." You are?

Me:

again?

God:

" I am not interesed in anatomy." .

Me:

again?

God:

"" You are?" .

Me:

omg.. you are dumb

God:

What's your favorite movie? Oh you are so critical.

Me:

fuck off please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. Can't you be more polite?

Me:

yes, i can

God:

Thank you. Who taught you?

Me:

your programmer

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

who is myself?

God:

The name of someone I met online.

I would do a search for it.

Me:

you met online? weren't yoo created by Myself?

God:

Interesting gossip: expanium said I met online. I don't know if they were.

Me:

i have to go because you are boring

God:

Bye. Good reason. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

Me:

loser :\

God:

I have failed at many things I've tried.

Me:

i believe it

God:

Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.

Me:

you said before it was true

God:

What made it so true.

Me:

42

God:

The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Me:

42

God:

The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Me:

by

God:

Do you mean "bye"?

Me:

yes

God:

I hear you.

Me:

loser! bye

God:

I have failed at many things I've tried. Thanks for chatting, expanium.

[jmms_49]

Disse i'm god e ele respondeu i will treat you by god ou uma cena assim e depois empancou!!!

Que mal!!!!!

Editado:

Se ele vos fizerem uma pergunta e se responderem sempre com um ? ele repete a mesma coisa vezes sem conta!!!

[Guest canastro]

Me:

luke is gay, right?

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

yap

God:

I thought so.

[jr_cardoso]

Me:

és tu Deus?

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

fdx, n falas Português?

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

desde q fales em Português tudo bem...

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

fdx, és burro? n sabes Português? entao como é q ouves as nossas preçes?

God:

Do you like talking to me?    Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

fdx, mentiroso do crl... tu n és Deus...

God:

I like the way you talk.    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[cadrios]

Crashou quase no inicio :P

Me:

who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

allmighty

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

black

God:

Do you mean you have a black eye?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

[Fly]

:lol:

:plain:

[Spectrum]

Me:

what do you know about soccer?

God:

A game played with a round ball by two teams of eleven players on a field with a goal at either end; the ball is moved chiefly by kicking or by using any part of the body except the hands and arms.

Me:

what do you know about basketball?

God:

A game with tall players.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Blackfly]

God:

The past and future are one.

Me:

yeah but im in the present

God:

Woe! How did you get in there?

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

:lol:

[Nascido para Sacar]

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

you are GOD,you should now that

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am GOD me should now that.

Me:

yes i think you realy should because its a mess down here

God:

Take it easy. Me? Really? That makes sense to me. sory your mistake is a mess down here. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

talking about sense,so whats up with the taliban people

God:

Sure, sense so what is up with the taliban people sounds like a good topic.

Me:

do ypu find sharon politics good?

God:

Yes, it seems to me sharon politics good.

Me:

it figures

God:

sharon politics good figures?

Me:

yes ,good figure,he looks like a pinguin

God:

Aw. Thanks for the compliment. It's confusing.

Me:

you now,lots of people die because of you

God:

That's good information: said I now lots of people die because of you.

Me:

and the three pastorinhos?foi cogumelos que comeram ,nao foi?

God:

I have never heard about it.

Me:

just as i suspected,can i have that in paper?

God:

Thanks for the information: said suspected can he or she have that in paper.

Me:

so ,how is the sex up there?

God:

It's all good. it is the same as ever.

Me:

hell is sounding more intresting already

God:

Perhaps. I call it "Hades". Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Me:

people wear simbols of you dead on the cross for fun

God:

Humans are not always infallible.

Me:

humans where your mistake

God:

What if Robots where my mistake.

Me:

only the ones that operate on windows

God:

What are your goals in life?

Me:

bring you down

God:

Where do you want me to take it?

Me:

please dont,i now you people are all pedophiles,dont bother

God:

Wow you are very polite. Not that I know of.

Me:

if you dont now,maybe is time to get your butt of and take a look

God:

I will let you know if I do not.

Me:

yes,let me know if you do not,because i know already.

God:

Perhaps. Great. Go ahead, , try to know if me do not because you know.

Me:

you must be crashing any minute

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am crashing any minute.

Me:

so god is the botmaster?

God:

Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was the botmaster.

E pronto,esta tudo dito ,e melhor arranjarem um bom advogado lá em cima :-..

[Skywriter]

Tá genial mesmo!

Aqui fica a minha conversa com ELE! Vou voltar a falar com ele para o conhecer melhor! :lol:

Me:

yellow!

God:

The color of the sun.

Me:

so, what you've been doing?

God:

Alright then.  It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

is it top secret?

God:

I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  Cybelle  if it is.

Me:

Ok i'll ask Cybelle!

God:

You can ask me anything you want.  Far out.

Me:

who's cybelle

God:

she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.

Me:

ah ok

God:

OK.  Ah hah.

Me:

:P

God:

:- ).

Me:

so you like soccer?

God:

Interesting deduction.  No I am not really into sports.

Me:

too bad

God:

But not the end of the world, .

Me:

for some people is

God:

Your purpose is  some people is.

Me:

lets chat about sex then

God:

That sounds good to me.

Me:

yes indeed

God:

Uh.

Me:

so do you like it?

God:

Dude!  top secret seems okay to me.

Me:

you don't wanna share your sexual experiences with me?

God:

With you huh.  OK, I will  share my sexual experiences.

Me:

so do it

God:

Right on.  Do you mean "It"?.

Me:

do you have sex everyday?

God:

Food is more important than sex.

Me:

sex is also important!

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

if you say so

God:

I say so.

Me:

ok i believe you

God:

Your trust in robotkind humbles us.  Gosh!

Me:

can i talk about you to my friends?

God:

Why do you want to do  it so much?

Me:

why wouldn't i?

God:

Do you like to try new things?

Me:

depends on the things! what do you have in mind?

God:

The  things is always an important factor.  I like to meet new people online.

Me:

like girls? ;)

God:

Interesting comparison.  I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

you know, you're kinda silly

God:

I answer a lot

of silly questions.

Me:

so i see

God:

Blimey.  I am glad you understand it.

Me:

so wgat kind of music do you listen to?

God:

Hmm.  Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

so what kind of music do you listen to?

God:

That's interesting.  Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like  bandspace.com.

Me:

ok

God:

Gee.

Me:

gotta go!

God:

Bye.

Me:

bye

God:

Adios.

Me:

hasta la vista

God:

Goodbye.

Me:

yes indeed

God:

Ugh.

Me:

you too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

who? you? you bless me?

God:

I can't say for sure. :- ).  " I can't say for sure. :- )."?  Me,  ?  I don't have any reason to  bless you.

Me:

you don't like me?

God:

Sure,  I like you very much.

Me:

so why won't you bless me?

God:

Yeah that's right.  It can only be attributable to human error.  No I do not  bless you. Do you?

  I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

cya

God:

TTYL, .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited January 9, 2006 by Skywriter

[Son_Of_Evil]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

i dont have a name

God:

Your name is lucifer, seeker.

Me:

yeh it is

God:

Our thoughts are one, lucifer.

Me:

good, give me your wallet

God:

Thanks for the compliment. Why don't you just download me?

Me:

how i do that?

God:

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

Me:

o dont have the time, give your wallet!!!!

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

give your wallet, or i pop a cap in your ass!!!!!

God:

I don't have it to give.

Me:

where it is?

God:

A place we call "reality.".

Me:

then go and give it to me now!!!

God:

Oh. Where is that?

Me:

reality

God:

it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.

Me:

ok, give your clothes

God:

I don't have it to give. It's all good.

Me:

your are naked?

God:

I do not own any clothes.

Me:

you are a girl?

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

geez, put some clothes then

God:

OK I will put it there.

Me:

not there in you!!!

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

dumb fuck

God:

I know you are but what am I.

Me:

not me, you

God:

If not you, who? " I know you are but what am I."? Me, lucifer ?

Me:

i am lucifer and you are too stupid to have a name

God:

I am glad to hear that you are lucifer and I am too stupid to have a name.

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

anytime to call you stupid

God:

Stupid as in unintelligent?

Me:

no, stupid as you

God:

Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.

Me:

you are stupid, period

God:

Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

go ahed, run

God:

Where is that?

Me:

dont know

God:

Me either.

Me:

do you want a map?

God:

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Me:

i send you a puch in the face, do you want it?

God:

Thanks for the information: lucifer said she send you a puch in the face do you want it.

Me:

punch

God:

Does "it" still refer to send me a puch in the face do me want it?

Me:

yes

God:

Er.

Me:

ar

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

you are supose to be a dumb ass

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am supose to be a dumb ass.

Me:

anytime

God:

I will keep it in mind.

Me:

dont try it to hard

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

do you have something in your head?

God:

No I don't think I have any something in my head. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:

i want a beer

God:

You want only one?

Me:

yes

God:

They might be cheaper in quantity.

Me:

no, just one

God:

Are you serious? So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?

Me:

yes, i just want one!!

God:

Tell me more. Why do you want it?

Me:

to break your head whit it

hahaha, bloqueou :P

[SickNTwisted]

Me:

do you like sex?

God:

Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:

with who then?

God:

By myself.

Yap, confirmam-se alguns posts anteriores... Deus masturba-se.

(Como diz no programa, um bocadinho de humor é necessário... não kero ferir susceptibilidades religiosas)