PunK_BoY Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Quem não sabe ............ que comece a treinar ! Um gajo acorda com a maior de todas as ressacas, vira-se, e ao lado da cama há 1 um copo de água e duas aspirinas. Olha em volta e vê sua roupa passada e pendurada. O quarto está em perfeita ordem. Há um bilhete da sua mulher: - "Querido, deixei-te café pronto na cozinha. Fui ao supermercado. Beijos." Ele desce e encontra um grande café esperando por ele. Pergunta ao filho: - O que aconteceu ontem? - Bem, pai, tu chegaste Ãs 3 da manhã, completamente bêbado, vomitaste o tapete da sala, partiste móveis e deste cabo do olho ao bater contra a porta do quarto! - E porque é que está tudo arrumado, café feito, roupa passada, aspirinas para a ressaca e um bilhete amoroso da tua mãe? - Bem, a mãe arrastou-te até a cama, e quando te começou a tirar as calças, tu gritaste: - "Larga-me puta k eu sou casado!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumkes Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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da_big_ticket_21 Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Muito boa... :funny: :funny: :funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortar Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 AWSOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HERiTAGE Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 AWSOME ← Yez! Its un-credible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortar Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 awEsome thx m8 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon_Rider Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 eu nunca vou usar essas desculpas..... :- " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chaos9k Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Claro... isso já me aconteceu... :bop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marc Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 hey esta sim... teve piada!!!lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnDr3w_RvNgR Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 :lol: Há kuanto tempo ja nao via uma boa piada :lol: :realfun: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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