jamesp0tter Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I AM LOOKING THE THING BAD STOPPED -------------------- Estou a ver a coisa mal parada I DO NOT SEE THE POINT OF A HORN ---------------------- Não vejo a ponta de um corno LOWER THE STONE --------------------------------------- Arrear o calhau CHANGE THE WATER TO THE OLIVES ------------------------ Mudar a água às azeitonas THAT STAYS IN JUDAS'S ASS ----------------------------- Isso fica no cú de Judas IF YOU DON'T DOOR'S WELL, YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EATING - Se não te portas bem, tás aqui tás a comer PUT YOURSELF IN THE EYE OF THE STREET ----------------- Põe-te no olho da rua I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A EIGHT ---------------------------- Faço-te num oito PUT YOURSELF AT STICK --------------------------------- Põe-te a pau UNSTOP ME THE STORE ----------------------------------- Desampara-me a loja GIVE WIND TO THE SHOES AND PLIT YOURSELF -------------- Dá corda aos sapatos e pira-te PUT YOURSELF AT MILES --------------------------------- Põe-te a milhas EASE THE GUTS ----------------------------------------- Aliviar a tripa PUT YOURSELF IN THE "LITTLE FEMALE GARLICK" ----------- Põe-te na alheta WALKING AT THE SPIDERS -------------------------------- Andar às aranhas WATCH PASSING SHIPS ----------------------------------- Ver passar navios GIVE IN THE VIEWS ------------------------------------- Dar nas vistas SON OF THE MOTHER ------------------------------------- Filho-da-mãe DAY OF THEY ARE NEVER IN THE AFTERNOON ---------------- Dia de S. Nunca à Tarde YOU'LL CATCH IN THE NOSE ------------------------------ Vais apanhar no nariz YO, SHOVE --------------------------------------------- Oh, pá BAD, BAD MARY ----------------------------------------- Mau, mau Maria AS GOOD AS CORN --------------------------------------- Boa como ó milho GO COMB MONKEYS --------------------------------------- Vai pentear macacos YOU ARE NOT A MAN, YOU ARE NOTHING -------------------- Não és homem, não és nada I'D JUMP INTO HER SPINE ------------------------------- Saltava-lhe para a espinha YOU ARE ARMING AT FACESTICK OF RACE ------------------- Estás armado em carapau de corrida KABOND MUSIC (IF THEY WANT A HUG OR A KISS, WE KABOND, WE KABOND) - Música pimba (se elas querem um abraço ou um beijinho, nós pimba, nós pimba) GO GIVE BATH TO THE DOG ------------------------------- Vai dar banho ao cão I AM DONE TO THE STEAK -------------------------------- Estou feito ao bife I AM SAND-PAPERED ------------------------------------- Estou lixado THROW A MOUTH ----------------------------------------- Mandar uma boca GROW WATER IN THE MOUTH ------------------------------- Crescer água na boca DEDICATE YOURSELF TO FISHING -------------------------- Dedica-te à pesca TO BE IN THE JAM -------------------------------------- Estar na marmelada PUT YOURSELF WALKING ---------------------------------- Põe-te a andar SWITCH-PAINTS ----------------------------------------- Troca-tintas TO BE IN THE PAINTS ----------------------------------- Estar nas tintas THINGS OF THE ARCH OF THE OLD WOMAN ------------------- Coisas do arco da velha IT NEEDS TO HAVE CAN ---------------------------------- É preciso ter lata TALK CHEAP -------------------------------------------- Fala-barato THERE IS WHO HAS CAN FOR ALL -------------------------- Há quem tenha lata para tudo TILL THE EYE ------------------------------------------ Até à vista Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizbo Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Foge... esse piada é tão velha tão velha, que ainda tem o nº do pager de Jesus ! :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumkes Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prym3r Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 nao tinha visto ainda! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumkes Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 nao sei pk mas gostei especialmente desta: BAD, BAD MARY ----------------------------------------- Mau, mau Maria :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywriter Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: Esqueceram-se de uma: SMACK THE PEACHTREE -> Esgalhar o pessegueiro... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prym3r Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: Esqueceram-se de uma: SMACK THE PEACHTREE -> Esgalhar o pessegueiro... :P ← :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumkes Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: Esqueceram-se de uma: SMACK THE PEACHTREE -> Esgalhar o pessegueiro... :P ← :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tata_frita Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: muito bom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justbond Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Zeze Camarinha pa bifa: ZeZe: You are very priti Bifa: Do you mean it? ZeZe: Only if u broxe.me! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj_tiesto Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyson Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Foge... esse piada é tão velha tão velha, que ainda tem o nº do pager de Jesus ! :x ← :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jesus tinha pager????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODfromage Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Foge... esse piada é tão velha tão velha, que ainda tem o nº do pager de Jesus ! :x ← :lol: :lol: :lol: qt às piadas. ñ tinham já passado por uma thread por aki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 :lol: :plain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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